From recent discussions about the baby.
Me: When do you think Sly will be weaned?
Tom [considers it a second, then cracks a huge smile]: When you wean him, will that make you a 'wiener'?
Me: This is my son! I bore him.
Tom: Yeah, you bore me too.
Me: He's good at his 'B' sounds, and his 'M' sounds.
Tom: Well, he says 'D' sounds too.
Me: Yeah...every now and then he slips one in. But he doesn't "practice" them like he does his B's and M's.
Tom: Yeah, he practices his BMs a lot.
[Note: BM = Bowel Movement]